From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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