Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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