is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
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