i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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