I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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