Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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