im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
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