How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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