I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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