I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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