talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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