it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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