It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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