love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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