Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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