Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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