Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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