What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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