Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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