The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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