I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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