his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
