Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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