I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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