Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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