she kept yelling 'call me bella'
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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