i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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