D3 body, D1 cock
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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