Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Terrible idea I love it
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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