On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I am available for nakedness
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