I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
