lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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