We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
