I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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