called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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