I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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