I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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