Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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