Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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