Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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