Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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