How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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