i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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