i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I wish i was in the wii world.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
As shirtless as possible
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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