i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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