I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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