Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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