Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Small penises have feelings too.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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