Just fell off a train. Bad.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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