idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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