well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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