I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Randomize
