i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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