is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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